Join us for the
Sand, Sass, & Self-Love
Escape From Civilization Retreat
6 Days/ 5 Nights | January 8 - 13, 2026 | Xcalak, Mexico
Escape the chaos. Reconnect with you.
If you’ve been giving everything to everyone else and feel like you've lost your spark—this retreat is your reset. Sand, Sass, and Self-Love is a soul-nourishing girls' getaway for women in transition: empty nesters, burned-out professionals, or anyone craving clarity, confidence, and connection. Nestled on the private shores on the Caribbean Sea in Mexico, this all-inclusive experience offers beachfront healing, fun, and freedom—so you can ditch the noise, rediscover your purpose, and fall wildly in love with yourself again.
Escape from Civilization
About the Retreat
You’ve spent years being everything for everyone—mom, partner, professional, caretaker. But when was the last time you did something just for you?
The Sand, Sass, and Self-Love: Escape from Civilization retreat is an eco-friendly, barefoot break from the noise of daily life. Exclusively for women in transition—empty nesters, burned-out professionals, or anyone craving clarity, confidence, and connection—this unique escape at a private beachfront resort in the Costa Maya area of Mexico invites you to release old stories, reconnect with your body, and rediscover your joy.
Over 6 sun-soaked days, you’ll be pampered with:
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A beachfront massage to melt away stress
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A confidence-boosting boudoir-style beach photo shoot
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1-on-1 energy work to release emotional blocks and find clarity
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Delicious, nourishing meals and laid-back beachfront accommodations
Plus, you can choose optional adventures like snorkeling coral reefs, fly fishing in turquoise flats, or visiting ancient Mayan ruins and the magical Bacalar Lagoon.
This isn’t just a retreat—it’s a return to yourself. Come as you are. Leave as the woman you were always meant to be. ✨
Included Activities
Your Sassy Self-Love Photoshoot
Where boudoir meets the beach and confidence takes center stage.
This isn’t your typical photoshoot—it’s a celebration of you. During the Sassy Self-Love Photoshoot, you’ll work one-on-one with a professional photographer who’s all about capturing your glow, your sass, and your fearless beauty.
You’ll enjoy several outfit changes to match your vibe—from a flirty sundress to a flattering swimsuit or even your boldest look of all: your birthday suit (tastefully and artfully done, with all the right things covered).
Whether you're dipping your toes in the surf or basking in golden hour light, this shoot is about freedom, fun, and feminine energy. Walk away with stunning images that remind you just how radiant and powerful you truly are.
Feel Beautiful.
Feel Beautiful.
Be Bold.
Be Bold.
Own Your Story.
Own Your Story.


















































Energy Work


Release what no longer serves you—and make space for joy.
As part of your Sand, Sass, and Self-Love retreat experience, you'll be guided through both a group energy session and a deeply personalized 1:1 session with certified Emotion Code Practitioner Laureen Shefchik.
Laureen’s intuitive and heart-centered approach helps uncover and release trapped emotions—the hidden energy blocks that can quietly hold you back from joy, clarity, and self-love. Whether it’s old heartbreak, inherited emotional baggage, or stress you didn’t even realize you were carrying, her work creates space for healing on a soul-deep level.
What to Expect:
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A grounding group session to set powerful intentions and align your energy
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A private 1:1 session focused on your unique emotional patterns and healing journey
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Gentle, non-invasive energy work you can feel working—without needing to relive the past
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A sense of emotional lightness, peace, and deeper self-awareness
You’ll leave feeling lighter, clearer, and more you than ever before.
Your heart knows the way. Let’s clear the path.


Cacoa Ceremony
A Heart-Opening Welcome
We’ll close out our first evening together with a beautiful Cacao Ceremony, a sacred and soulful tradition designed to open the heart and ground the spirit.
Using ceremonial-grade cacao, this experience invites you to slow down, connect inward, and set powerful intentions for your journey ahead. As we gather in community under the stars, you’ll be guided through gentle reflection, connection, and presence—creating space for self-love, sisterhood, and soulful beginnings.
It’s more than a warm drink—it’s a warm welcome to yourself.
Beach Massage


Let the Waves Work Their Magic
Imagine the sun warming your skin, the breeze dancing through the palms, and the gentle rhythm of ocean waves lulling your body into deep relaxation. That’s the experience of your 60-minute beachfront massage—where stress melts away and self-love begins.
This isn't just an activity—it's an essential part of your retreat journey. It's a moment to pause, to breathe, and to give your body the care it deserves. Whether you're releasing long-held tension or simply soaking in the serenity, this massage reconnects you with the present—and with yourself.
This massage often becomes a powerful turning point for many, offering a sense of peace, presence, and permission to fully receive.
There’s nothing to do but relax. Just let go—and let the healing begin.


Pool Party & More
Laughter, Connection & Surprises
There’s something magical about gathering in swimsuits with a drink in hand, music in the air, and nothing on the agenda but fun. Our pool party is where walls come down, laughter flows freely, and new friendships are born—whether you're floating under the palms or toasting to the moment.
It’s more than just a party—it’s a celebration of you, and the sisterhood that forms when women come together with open hearts.
And trust us… this is just the beginning. We’ve got some unforgettable surprises waiting for you. 😉
Retreat Location
Private Beach on the Caribbean Sea
All rooms/bungalows have king beds that can be converted to 2 twin beds upon request, private bathrooms, patios or decks, high-speed wifi, toiletries, towels and maid service daily (except Sundays). Please note: there are no TVs, Refrigerators or AC in the rooms. But you didn't come to the retreat in paradise to stay in your room, did you? In January the temps are 80s in the day and 70s at night... PERFECT!


Boutique
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Delicious
Food & Drinks


Tranquil
Paradise




Inviting
Pool


Water
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Relaxing
Spaces
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What's Included in your Retreat Package
Included
6 Day /5 Nights Accommodations
Tulum Airport Transportation
3 Meals a Day + In-Room Snacks
60-minute Beach Massage
Sassy Self-Love Photoshoot
Group & 1:1 Energy Session
Mayan Cacao Ceremony
Use of Kayaks & Paddle Boards
Snorkeling Gear, Floats & Rafts
Pool Party & Movie Night
Welcome Happy Hour
Custom Souvenier 20oz Tumbler
Non-Alcoholic Refreshments
Gratuities for Maid & Meal Server
Taxes & Fees
PLENTY OF FREE TIME
NOT INCLUDED
Airfare
Travel Insurance
Alcoholic Drinks
Gratuity for Transportation Drivers
Gratuity for Activities
Other Excursions & Activities
Optional excursions to Chacchoben Mayan Ruins & Bacalar Lagoon, fly fishing trip, scuba diving or snorkeling tour, and more are available for an extra fee. If you need to fly into Cancun airport or if you are unable to arrive on time for group transportation to/from Tulum, you will be responsible for your own transportation.
Included
6 Day /5 Nights Accommodations
Tulum Airport Transportation
3 Meals a Day + In-Room Snacks
60-minute Beach Massage
Sassy Self-Love Photoshoot
Group & 1:1 Energy Session
Non-Alcoholic Refreshments
Use of Kayaks & Paddle Boards
Snorkeling Gear, Floats & Rafts
Pool Party & Movie Night
Welcome Happy Hour
Mayan Cacao Ceremony
Custom Souvenier 20oz Tumbler
Gratuities for Maid & Meal Server
Taxes & Fees
PLENTY OF FREE TIME
NOT INCLUDED
Airfare
Travel Insurance
Alcoholic Drinks
Gratuity for Transportation Drivers
Gratuity for Snorkeling Guides/Captain
Other Excursions & Activities
Optional excursions to Chacchoben Mayan Ruins & Bacalar Lagoon, fly fishing trips, scuba diving or snorkeling tours, and more are available for an extra fee. If you need to fly into Cancun airport or if you are unable to arrive on time for group transportation to/from Tulum, you will be responsible for your own transportation.










What to Expect
The Agenda
Day 1
Arrival Day
Depart Tulum Airport 4pm
Resort Orientation
Welcome Happy Hour
Welcome Dinner
Day 2
Morning Walk/Yoga
Photo Sessions
Beach Massages
Group Emotion Code Session
Cacao Ceremony
Day 3
Morning Walk/Yoga
Photo Sessions
1:1 Emotion Code Sessions
Pool Party
Lots of Free Time
Day 4
FREE DAY
Your Choice of Activities
Maya Ruins/Bacalar Boat Tour ($)
Snorkeling /Scuba Tour ($)
Relax at Pool and/or Beach
Day 5
Morning Walk/Yoga
Beach Massages
1:1 Emotion Code Sessions
Celebration Dinner w/Live Music
Lots of Free Time
Day 6
Departure Day
Morning Walk/Yoga
Breakfast
Sips & Shares
Depart Resort 9am for Airport
Frequently Asked Questions
Who is this retreat for?
This retreat is for women who are ready to hit pause on the chaos of everyday life and reconnect with themselves in a meaningful way. It’s ideal for those navigating life transitions—like empty nesting, career changes, burnout, or simply craving a reset.
Whether attending solo or with a friend, this experience is for any woman seeking self-love, sisterhood, soulful relaxation, and a touch of sass. No previous retreat or travel experience is required—just an open heart and a willingness to receive.
This is your permission slip to slow down, breathe, and remember who you are.
Sorry, no men allowed!
What should I pack or prepare in advance?
We’ll send you a detailed packing list well before the retreat, but here’s a general idea of what to bring and how to prepare:
Pack light, comfy, and beachy!
Think:
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Swimsuits (bring a few!)
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Flowy sundresses or beach coverups
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A wrap or light sweater for breezy evenings
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Sandals or flip-flops
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Sunglasses, sunscreen, and a sunhat
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Journal or notebook for reflection
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Outfits you’ll love for your photoshoot (sundress, swimsuit, or optional tasteful “birthday suit”)
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Bug spray and any personal toiletries or medications
- A sense of adventure and an open heart 💖
How to prepare:
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Hydrate well in the days before travel
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Set personal intentions for what you hope to experience or release
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Book flights early and check passport/ID requirements
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Prepare to unplug—this retreat is about being present
No stress—detailed packing tips and travel info will be sent before the retreat. Just bring you, and we’ll take care of the rest!
What is your cancellation policy?
Retreat Attendee Cancellation Policy
We understand that life happens and plans can change. Please read the following cancellation policy carefully before registering for the retreat:
Cancellations by Attendee:
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More than 60 Days Before Retreat Start Date
If you cancel more than 60 days before the retreat begins, you will receive credit for the full amount paid (minus the $400 non-refundable deposit) toward a future retreat within 24 months of the original retreat date. -
Between 30 and 59 Days Before Retreat Start Date
If you cancel between 30 and 59 days before the retreat begins, you will receive a credit of 50% of your total payment (minus the $400 non-refundable deposit) toward a future retreat within 24 months of the original retreat date. -
Less than 30 Days Before Retreat Start Date
If you cancel less than 30 days before the retreat start date, no credit will be issued. At this point, all funds are considered non-refundable due to commitments made to vendors, accommodations, and event planning.
However, if we are able to fill your spot with another participant, we will gladly offer you a full credit toward a future retreat.
Transfers: You may also transfer your registration to another person if you are unable to attend.
Please note, there are NO CASH refunds of any kind, only CREDITS as described above.
Do I need travel insurance?
Do I need travel insurance?
We highly recommend it—because as much as we’re planning for paradise, life loves a plot twist. 🌀💁♀️
Whether it’s a missed flight, a surprise illness, or Mercury doing backflips in retrograde, travel insurance has your back when the unexpected shows up uninvited. Protect your investment, your peace of mind, and your beach-bound bliss.
Because let’s be real… grown women plan for self-love and smart backup plans. 💅✈️🌴
What type of payments and payment plans do you offer?
Payment Plan Options
Investing in yourself should be easy—and flexible. That’s why we offer a simple, stress-free payment plan to make your Sand, Sass, and Self-Love retreat a reality:
Secure Your Spot:
$400 non-refundable deposit due at registration to reserve your space.
Monthly Payments:
The remaining balance is split into equal monthly payments. Final payment due no later than 45 days before the retreat. (Monday, November 24, 2025 )
The Earlier You Book, the Smaller Your Payments!
The sooner you register, the more time you’ll have to spread out your payments.
Need a custom plan? We’ve got you. Just reach out—we’re happy to help make it work for you!
Important Notes:
- We accept all major credit/debit cards, CashApp, Venmo, PayPal, and Zelle.
- We also offer Affirm and Klarna (where available) for those that need to stretch the payments out past the retreat dates.
What if I have special dietary needs?
No problem at all—we’ve got you covered! We’re happy to accommodate most common dietary needs, including vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free, and food allergies.
At registration, you can note any dietary restrictions or preferences. Our team will work with the chef to ensure you’re well taken care of—so you can relax and enjoy every delicious bite without worry!
If you have a more complex dietary concern, feel free to reach out in advance so we can discuss options.
Will there be Wi-Fi or cell service?
Yes, we do have high-speed Wi-Fi available throughout the retreat venue so you can stay connected as needed. However, please note that we are in a remote location and there are no nearby cell towers, so cell service is unavailable.
We encourage you to use this as a chance to unplug and be present—but rest assured, you’ll still be able to check emails, message via apps (like WhatsApp), and access anything you need online through Wi-Fi.
What do I get with the Sassy Photoshoot?
Every attendee gets a 60-minute beachside photo shoot designed to make you feel bold, beautiful, and totally YOU. This isn’t your average selfie session—think guided poses, outfit changes, and all the confidence-boosting vibes.
🌤️ Mother Nature not cooperating? No worries—we might split your session into two fabulous 30-minute blocks to chase the best light and mood.
You'll pick your top 3 favorite shots to be professionally edited to perfection (hello, profile pic upgrade!).
✨ Want more? Of course you do.
Additional photo packages—including all your images, plus gorgeous resort stock photos—will be available for purchase starting at $100–$200 USD, depending on editing options.
Bring your sass, your smile, and maybe that killer sundress—you’re about to create magic.
How does the Early Bird Bonus Vacation Certificate Work?
As a special early bird bonus, retreat attendees will receive a Vacation Certificate valid for a 4- to 5-night stay for two adults at one of several stunning Mexican destinations, such as Cancun, Cabo San Lucas, or Puerto Vallarta.
Here’s how it works:
What’s Included:
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4 to 5 nights of complimentary accommodations for 2 adults
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Your choice of resort from a curated selection of top-rated properties
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No timeshare presentations or sales pitches required
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Valid for 18 months from date of issue
What’s Not Included:
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Airfare, food, beverages, and resort fees
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Government taxes, booking fees, and miscellaneous travel costs (typically under $100 per night, depending on destination)
How to Redeem:
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You’ll receive your digital certificate via email within 1 week of placing your retreat deposit.
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Follow the redemption link provided to activate your certificate and choose your destination.
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Pay the required taxes and fees to confirm your travel window.
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Enjoy your getaway when you're ready—travel can be booked up to 18 months in advance!
How Is This Possible?
Partner resorts offer these promotional stays to fill unused rooms during low or flexible seasons—so you get a luxury stay without paying full price. These properties benefit from restaurant, spa, and excursion spending while you enjoy an unforgettable vacation at a fraction of the cost.
I have questions, can I have a call with retreat host before booking?
Yes—absolutely! We’d love to connect with you.
If you have questions, want to make sure it’s the right fit, or simply prefer to talk things through before booking, you’re welcome to schedule a free clarity call with the retreat host.
This is a no-pressure, friendly chat to help you get all the info you need and feel confident about joining us.
👉 https://chatwithblaney.com to book your call now!
Meet Your Retreat Venue Host: Blaney Teal
Retreat Strategist • Community Builder • Adventure Curator
Blaney Teal is a seasoned entrepreneur, bestselling author, and retreat mastermind with a heart for helping women unplug, reconnect, and rediscover themselves through transformative travel experiences. As the founder of the Sand, Sass, and Self-Love retreat, Blaney brings her signature blend of attention to detail, warmth, and pure magic to every moment of your journey.
With years of experience organizing both her own retreats and private events for others, Blaney has mastered the art of creating unforgettable, soul-nourishing escapes. From the perfectly timed margarita to the deeply healing energy sessions and laughter-filled excursions, no detail is left to chance. Her passion is making sure every guest feels seen, cared for, and completely at ease.
Whether you're coming solo, with your bestie, or as a seasoned retreat-goer, Blaney ensures you'll experience more than just a vacation—you'll walk away with renewed clarity, deeper connection, and the kind of joy that lingers long after your feet leave the sand.
Your only job? Show up. Blaney will take care of the rest.




Meet your Emotion Code Practitioner: Laureen Shefchik
Certified Emotion Code Practitioner • Energy Healer • Intuitive Guide
Laureen Shefchik is a compassionate and intuitive energy healer who specializes in helping women release the emotional baggage that’s been quietly weighing them down. As a Certified Emotion Code Practitioner, Laureen uses powerful energy-clearing techniques to help her clients identify and release trapped emotions—often resulting in immediate feelings of clarity, peace, and emotional freedom.
Her gentle presence and deep empathy create a safe space for transformation, whether in a one-on-one session or a group setting. With every client, Laureen’s goal is simple: to help you reconnect with your true self, reclaim your joy, and move forward with confidence.
She brings her gift of healing to the Sand, Sass and Self-Love retreat to support women who are ready to let go of the past, step into their power, and rediscover what it feels like to live fully and freely.
“You don’t have to carry it anymore.” – Laureen



Although Playa Sonrisa is a clothing-optional resort & beach,
This event is an exclusive private event, and the entire resort will be reserved for the retreat, AND clothing will be required 🙂 .
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